Showing posts with label Social Media Wisdom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Social Media Wisdom. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

A Slice Of Life #166 - Social Media Wisdom

I hate Halloween. How dare these children force me, an adult, to have candy in my home when I have absolutely no self control.
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Wednesday, October 23, 2019

A Slice Of Life #164 - Social Media Wisdom

Every girl who peaked in high school fucking loves posting a picture on Instagram of their khaki wearing boyfriend (who also looks like their dad) holding a baby (likely a niece/nephew) with the caption “my heart is so full”. 
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Sunday, October 20, 2019

A Slice Of Life #163 - Social Media Wisdom

It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be asian. It’s ok to be hispanic. It’s ok to be female. It’s ok to be male. It’s ok to be gay. It’s ok to be straight. It’s ok to be YOU. But it's NEVER okay to use 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body
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Monday, October 14, 2019

A Slice Of Life #162 - Social Media Wisdom

Son asked me what an 'erection' was & somehow I referenced Pinocchio. So I either cured him of lying or launched his career as a politician.
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Sunday, October 13, 2019

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

A Slice Of Life #160 - Social Media Wisdom

Every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless
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Thursday, October 3, 2019

A Slice Of Life #159 - Social Media Wisdom

The only good thing about dating a vegan is that you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone. When you buy them flowers they also be dinner.
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Monday, September 30, 2019

Thursday, September 19, 2019

A Slice Of Life #156 - Social Media Wisdom

I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
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